Cold Hard Cash

You know I loved the sugar plums

You gave to me last year

And I'm all stocked on Christmas socks

And oils for my beard

I know it's fun to ponder on

The Pinterest perfect gift

But there's just one thing on my list

(One thing on my list)

I want cold hard cash for Christmas

(Cold hard cash)

Don't spend your money to show that you love me

Just throw it in a bag

I want cold hard cash for Christmas

(Cold hard)

If you're looking for something that I gotta have

It's cold hard cash

Now listen, friend

You're making a list of all of the gifts that you need to get

(Why you gotta work so hard?)

Well, I guarantee I'm gonna be the easiest

(Oh, I don't even a card)

Skip the lines, save your time, and save mine too

No disrespect, I just hate being left

With store credit I don't wanna use

I want cold hard cash for Christmas

(Cold hard cash)

Don't spend your money to show that you love me

Just throw it in a bag

I want cold hard cash for Christmas

(Cold hard)

If you're looking for something that I gotta have

It's cold (cold) hard (hard) cash

Come on, come on, I need it, please

The reason for the season

I don't want a lot this year

No need to shop around

You can spread your Christmas cheer

Direct to my account

(Direct to my account)

I want cold hard cash for Christmas

(Cold hard cash)

Don't spend your money to show that you love me

Just throw it in a bag

I want cold hard cash for Christmas

(Cold hard)

If you're looking for something that I gotta have

It's cold (cold) hard (hard) cash

Come on, come on, I need it, please

The reason for the season

(All I need is cold hard cash this year)

Come on, come on, I need it, please

The reason for the season

(All I need is cold hard cash this year)