To Heck With Ole Santa Claus

(To heck with ole Santa Claus)

Last year I hung a stockin' by the chimney

And ole Santa didn't bring me anything

Well, I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me

But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring.

So to heck with ole Santa Clause

When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls

I like to hear him any (ho ho ho)

With a bunch of big snowballs.

To heck with ole Santa Claus.

Last year I built a big fire by the fireplace

I'll be like a little bit I read about

If that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney

He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt.

So to heck with ole Santa Clause

When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls

I like to hear him any (ho ho ho)

With a bunch of big snowballs.

Yeah, to heck with ole Santa Claus...