Top Hat Bar And Grille

Well if you're lookin' for a good time

Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

The kinda good time you will

Come every Friday 'n' Saturday evening

At the top hat bar and grille

Well, at the top hat bar and grille

There is a waitress name of Lil

Well, she's a honky tonky

Little bit chunky divorcee

She wear them tight hippy hugger slacks

You can believe me when I tell you, Jack

Then she's a dancin', prancin', hard romancin'

P I E C E

And she can do the boogie woogie

She can do the boogaloo

And she can do the hootchie cootchie

Oh, and she knows how to nasty, too

So if you're lookin' for a good time

Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

The kinda good time you will

Come every Friday 'n' Saturday evening

At the top hat bar and grille

Well, at the top hat bar and grille

They got this bouncer name of Gil

But he is a honky tonky

Heavily funky ex-marine

He wear dem skintight body builder shirts

And Jack, he'll knock you out into the dirt

But if you got no money or you try to get funny

Then mother you gonna see

That man gonna do the boogie woogie

He gonna do the boogaloo

He gonna do the hootchie cootchie

And he'll be doin' all his dancin' on you

So if you're lookin' for a good time

Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

The kinda bad time you will

Come every Friday 'n' Saturday evening

At the top hat bar and grille

Lookin' for a good time, lookin' for a bad time

So if you're lookin' for a good time

Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

The kinda good time you will

Come every Friday 'n' Saturday evening

At the top hat bar and grille