I Need a Wingman

Hey, Joel

What?

I need a wingman

Uh... when?

Tonight, like, right now

Oh, I, uh, got a business schedule of

Playing Mario Kart and eating guacamole, sorry

Not anymore, you don't. Let's get out of here,

You gotta help me see the world,

And meet someone lovely. Let me put it this way

I need a wingman for tonight

Someone of build that brings up my height

And if all my romances die

Then we'll still have each other tonight

Okay, but, what if I need a wingman of my own

If I'm successful, he'll be alone

But if I don't find somebody

We'll still have each other after the party

I need a wingman (So people see I have friends)

I need a wingman (So I know how to blend in)

I need a wingman (To set me up for a win)

To help me through the night

I need a wingman though I'm not a dude

To make someone jealous, I'll be talking to you

And if I succeed, and you don't

You two can cry each other to sleep at home

We all need wingmen, we've established that fact

The party keeps raging if it travels with a pact

So wherever we wanna go

We could never end up alone

I need a wingman (So I don't feel insecure)

I need a wingman (To help me walk through that door)

I need a wingman (Ain't that what friends are for?)

To help me through the night

I need a wingman (So I don't seem like a bore)

I need a wingman (In case I pass out on the floor)

I need a wingman (Oh, to help me weather the storm)

To help me through the night

And the best way to help my anxiety

Is to know that my wingman needs me

Mmm