Friend Without Thumbs

You want to be fit, you want to go outside

There's so much that you don't get

But then you won't have to cry

You see me sad at the TV

You put your furry head on my knee

You wish it would change my mood for me

But that can't happen quite so easily

You're kind of lucky 'cause what stresses you I can fix for you

But what doesn't concern you are the bigger things that you sleep through

So meanwhile I sit here grinding down my teeth incessantly

Where is my owner who take care of the things I need?

You've got to bite that flea

Then maybe climb a tree

Thanks for trying to cheer me up

What he did was pretty ****** up

It looks like you're trying to understand

But without thumbs you can't hold my hand

Your claws are sharp like little razorblades

And you don't speak English anyway

You're kind of lucky 'cause what stresses you I can fix for you

But what doesn't concern you are the bigger things that you sleep through

So meanwhile I sit here grinding down my teeth incessantly

Where is my owner who take care of the things I need?

But you do help a little

You're one of my better friends

And if we choose ever to run away

We'll torch the place and look for a new one where we can play

You're kind of lucky 'cause what stresses you I can fix for you

But what doesn't concern you are the bigger things that you sleep through

So meanwhile I sit here grinding down my teeth incessantly

Where is my owner who take care of the things I need?