Barroom Boogie

I was gettin real legless, I was feeling no pain

Check'n out all the women play'n barroom games

Rating' all the women from on to ten

Said 'bartender set them up again'

Come on - have a drink on me

Cut loose - make that double (free/please?)

All right - gonna get me some

Oh man, look what just walked in

A woman so fine, (calls/cause?) for ***ual crime

Said "Hey, baby your crib, or mine"

She said "Unless you're a star or gotta Ph.D,

Or lot's a money, honey don't you talk to me"

Come on - give me a break

Cut loose - she slapped my face

Oh, I knew it was love

Well, I backed off

All I need is your love

Come on, lighten up, baby

You gotta give me some, O.K.

I just need me some love

Asked the another sweetie, "Can I buy you a drink?"

Well she ordered everything but the barroom sink

So, I figured I got me an investment here

When-(wow-OK/WOAH?)., King Kong's double appeared,

And he don't share

Come on, I did no wrong

Cut loose, Oh he slid me down the bar

Get down, get back up again

Alright, the message is clear

Come on, give me a break

Come back, she slapped my face

Wow, I knew it was love

Solo: Dave Meniketti

Woke up next morning with a trashcan head

When I looked to my left, oh Lord,

I wished I was dead

There's Frankenstein's daughter all curled up on me

I said "I gotta go home, it's an emergency"

She said, "But you are home"

Come on, blah,blah back,

Get down, Oh she blew my head

Oh man, never again

Cut loose, oh, too, too loose

Oh no, Oh, hitting' the floor

Alright, I give in

Come on baby, let's do it again

Come on, one more time baby

Wooow!