Alcohol (Album Version)

Alcohol, my permanent accessory

Alcohol, a party-time necessity

Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself

O Alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

(That's small talk)

Forget the cafe latte

Screw the raspberry iced tea

A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me

Alcohol, Your songs resolve like

My life never will

When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else

I thought that Alcohol was just for those with

Nothing else to do

I thought that drinking just to get drunk

Was a waste of precious booze

But now I know that there's a time

And there's a place where I can choose

To walk the fine line between

Self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

Would you please ignore that you

Found me on the floor

Trying on your camisole?

O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else

Would you please forgive me?

Would you please forgive me?