Country Star

Well I sure am tired of these coffee house gigs

Cause there ain't no money

and there ain't no chicks

It's gettin harder and harder to get my kicks

so I bought a little ticket to Nashville

Cause I wanna see my name up in neon lights

drink pink champagne and party every night

All them lucky muthers up there living the life

man I gotta get my ass to Nashville

Cause I wanna be a country star

and take it all way to far

drinking free in every bar

just like Bocephus

And I think it'd be a crying shame

not to have my own airplane

I wanna go up in flames, me and my guitar

Man I wanna be a country star

Well I got a drinking problem so I'll fit right in

Gonna sing me some hits and get some famous friends

I'll be riding shotgun with Kenny, Faith, and Tim

And I wonder how they lived without me

I'll get "Big & Rich" rich and build a big ol' house

With a big ol' fence to keep the rif raf out

Call my old girlfriends say "how ya like me now"

C'mon baby tell me what ya love about me

I'm gonna be a country star

and take it all way to far

breaking all the young girls hearts

just like Keith Urban

Man I'm thinking that sure sounds fun

Rocking out with Brooks and Dunn

All the way to number 1

Me and my guitar

Man I wanna be a country star

Playing golf with Vince and Willie

Hanging out with Carrie UNDERneath those big spotlights

YEAH YEAH

YEAH YEAH

I'm wanna be a country star

take it all way to far

breaking all the young girls hearts

just like Keith Urban

OH

Man I think it sure sounds fun

Rocking out with Brooks and Dunn

All the way to number 1

Me and my guitar

Man I wanna be a country star

Country Star

YEAH!