Turbulence

The plane I’m on isn’t steady, not at all

I feel like it is just about to fall

And I haven't bought insurance

This is just a rare occurrence

But I feel the need to curl into a ball

Turbulence is not the best thing in the world

It gives me nausea and it makes my head swirl

And just like roller coasters

I hate when it goes down

Hold up, I feel like I’m about to hurl

They told us that there is another plane

Approximately twenty miles ahead of us

So here we are, just stuck feeling unsteady for awhile

Oh how I wish that our plane went first

Apart from the instability, the seatbelt sign is on

So I can’t leave my seat to take a piss

The cabin crew are not allowed to move around

How much longer until we’re back on solid ground

My eyes are closed so the movement’s out of sight

And this never-ending portion of the flight

Better not last 7 hours

I may need some whisky sours

I’m so scared, I’m gonna lose it, I just might

They told us that there is another plane

Approximately twenty miles ahead of us

So here we are, just stuck feeling unsteady for awhile

Oh how I wish that our plane went first

I’m actually really hungry

And that’s not helping things

I should’ve had some chicken

Or a box of onion rings

But I only have myself to blame

Yes, you can say you told me so

Until we land, I’m starving

Why’s the plane in front of us.. so slow

(Why’s it going oh so slow-ly

Time enough to do the hokey-pokey

Why’s it going oh so slow-ly

Why)

They told us that there is another plane

Approximately twenty miles ahead of us

So here we are, just stuck feeling unsteady for awhile

Oh how I wish that our plane went first

They told us that there is another plane

Approximately twenty miles ahead of us

So here we are, just stuck feeling unsteady for awhile

Oh how I wish that our plane went first