歌词
If I'm hanging a tent
如果有天我要安营扎寨
Halfway up on El Capitan
在酋长岩的半山腰上
And need a man to hammer that nail
需要有个人帮我钉钉子
I tell you, you would not be that man
这么说吧，我反正不会找你
Well, if I get in a fight
行吧，要是有天我跟人打起来了
Somewhere in the city one night
月黑风高，在城里某个犄角旮旯里
Instead of asking you to step in
与其找你来平事儿
With all respect, I possibly might
没别的意思啊
Ask the big bloke stood to your right
我宁愿找你旁边的大块头
Lucky is the guy in life who has got
这是何等幸运啊
Another guy in his life who can spot
一个人能有另一个人
All of the amazing things that's he's not
发现他所有不存在的优点
God, how lucky is that guy?
你说这人得多幸运？
Says you look a wreck, makes fun of your hair
说你穿得乱七八糟，嘲笑你的头发
But half-two in the morning when you're both worse for wear
但明明是半夜两点半，他也好不到哪去
Gives a look back just to check you're still there
时不时回头看看怕你跑路
Insult me and offend me
攻击性极强，侮辱性极大
That's the kind of friend that I need
我就需要这种损友
That's the kind of friend that I need
我就需要这种损友
Wеll, when I've written a song (Oh, you writе songs, do you? You didn't mention it)
有时候吧，我正写着歌（真的吗？你这么有才，咋没听你说起过？）
Laid my heart and soul really bare (At the piano, is it?)
一心一意扑在创作（还弹钢琴呢对吧？）
It's great to know I've got someone there like you
真高兴有你在我身边
To say they think they've heard it before
说你听有人唱过这个了
Well, when I'm holding the floor (Oh, here we go)
当我长篇大论的时候（好吧，又来了）
With another great anecdote (Oh yeah, 'bout your movie star friends?)
说名人八卦正起劲呢（还是你那个影星朋友的吧？）
It's great to see you show your support
真开心你一边默默支持我
By looking at your watch with a yawn
一边看着手表一边打哈欠
And then gesture cutting your throat
还不忘了比划着“你可拉倒吧”
Lucky is the guy in life who has got
这是何等幸运啊
Another guy in his life who can spot
一个人能有另一个人
The entertaining superstar that he is not
发现他并不存在的喜剧天赋
God, how lucky is that guy?
你说这人得有多幸运？
Always criticizes the way that you drive
总吐槽你开车技术太臭
But is alive to the way that you feel
却又总能察觉你的感受
And if your head's in your hands, takes over the wheel
当你气得大撒把的时候，他又会果断接手
Defend me and upend me
对我又恨又爱
That's the kind of friend that I need
我就需要这样的损友
That's the kinda of friend that I need
我就需要这样的损友
A friend like a shot would not dream of telling people
一个唯恐天下不乱的朋友
What happened in that bar in Berlin (Hmm, good)
放心吧，我肯定不会把在柏林酒吧的事告诉别人的
Just wouldn't dream of it
你懂得（嗯~那你可真好~）
And like that, he wouldn't choose to mention that tattoo (That's so true)
礼尚往来，我也不会把我那个文身说出去的（太对了）
No one knew (He just simply would not do)
天知地知，你知我知（他就是不说~）
See? Right then, I chose not to
看到没？我就是不说~
Oh lucky is the guy who finds (Oh lucky guy)
这是何等幸运啊（多幸运~~）
He's suddenly not singing the top line
他突然间开始唱高音部了……
But oh how he climbs (All the things that he's not)
但是他这个琶音唱得吧……（（依然沉迷唱高音的詹胖）：ta并不存在的优点）
Yeah, yeah
耶耶~
Yeah, yeah
耶耶~~
Yeah, yeah (Oh, that's enough of that)
耶耶~~~（差不多得了）
Takes apart your songs
把你的歌唱得稀碎
Dismembers your jokes
你讲个笑话他也要剧透
Puts you back on the bike
你摔倒时把你扶起
Picks dirt from your knee
还帮你掸掉腿上的泥
Knowing he's the one who threw the stick through your spokes
但其实就是他卡你轮子
Brings you down to Earth
让你摔了个脸着地
Argue like brothers
像兄弟一样吵个没完
But a compliment from him is worth a thousand from others
但他的一句赞美顶别人一万
Deflate my sails
泼我冷水
Puncture my bubble
破我幻想
Never say you love me or you know we're in trouble
从来不示爱也不低头认错
A friend that's not too kind to me
一个对我不那么好的朋友
That's the kind of friend that I need, oh
不正是我所需要的吗~~
I was the best in that song
本宝宝唱得最好~
So was I
本宝宝也不赖~~
It's my album, you know
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