Sailor

You aint gonna get me honey no way

Tearing down the highway in the pouring rain

Escaping from my wedding day

I heard the bells ringing in the local church

The ceremonys nearly under way

Telegrams came and the cheap champagne

Was driving everybody out of their brains

But I convinced my best friends I lost my nerve

And I pleaded I was being framed

sailor show me which way to go

I screamed out loud

sailor show me which way to go

Such a deadly silence

Due to my defiance

The wedding ground to a halt

Said I changed my mind

Aint no use in your trying

So her brother punched me in the throat

Her mother got hysterical

The bitch was cynical

Fathers in the corner drunk

Picking myself off the floor

I ran to the door

Damned if I was skippin on my way

sailor show me which way to go

You should have heard the noise

Said sailor show me which way to go

So keep clean girlie

Find a man thats truly

Gonna love you from dusk till dawn

Keep your front door key

Dont give him up for me

cause tomorrow I may be gone

You see, your wouldbe keepers

all night creepin

Nobody gonna change in there

Who thinks a marriage life should be like a dogs life

So lets renew it when the year runs out

Sailor show me which way to go

Sailor show me which way to go

She had a belly full of lust but she had no bust