You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch

Written by：Albert Hague/Theodor S. Geisel

All the windows were dark

No one knew he was here

All the who’s were all dreaming

Sweet dreams without care

You’re a mean one Mr Grinch

You really are a heel

You’re as cuddly as a cactus

You’re as charming as an eel

Mr Grinch

You’re a bad banana

With a greasy black peel

You’re a monster Mr Grinch

Your heart’s an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You’ve got garlic in your soul

Mr Grinch

I wouldn’t touch you

With a thirty nine and a half foot pole

All I need is a reindeer

So he took his dog max and he took some black thread

And he tied a big horn on the top of his head

Then the Grinch said giddy up and the sleigh started down

To the homes where the who’s lay a snooze in their town

This is stop number one the old grinning Claus hissed

As he climbed to the roof empty bags in his fist

Then he slid down the chimney a rather tight pinch

But if Santa could do it then so could the Grinch

Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant

Around the whole room and he took every present

Pop guns Poma noose

And two drums checkerboards mistress blinks popcorn and plums

And he stuffed them in bags

Then the Grinch very nimbly stuffed all the bags one by one up the chimney

You’re a vile one Mr Grinch

You’re a nasty warty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr Grinch

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows and I quote stink stank stunk

You nauseate me Mr Grinch

With a nauseous super nags

You’re a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked hods

Mr Grinch

You’re a three Decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce