**** Happens

Written by：Lou Bega/Peter Hoff/Zippy Davids

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Sh*t happens

Sh*t happens

That is my advice to you

It's a good day

I am back home early

I am going home to see

My sugar my girlie

I open up the door

As I do every day

A man who is really naked says

Hey my name is Jay

Jay

Hey hey Jay

That's not ok

You're laying on my girlfriend

I think you cannot stay

But Jay had his points

Ha

To my surprise

He's a heavy weight champion

So here's my advice

Sh*t happens

Once or twice

Don't believe your girlfriend

Here's my advice to baby

Sh*t happens

Once or twice

Don't believe your girlfriend

Here's my advice

Sh*t happens

You know

Sh*t happens

Who many get dance

My teacher

Mr yawney

Said you're never gonna make it

And if I got my chance

Be sure that I would take it

But now I am a rock star

To his surprise

He passed my record for me

So here is my advice

Sh*t happens

Once or twice

Don't believe your teacher

Here's my advice so baby

Sh*t happens

Once or twice

Don't believe your teacher

Here is my advice

Sh*t happens

Sh*t happens

Once or twice

Come on

Make fun

Once or twice

And your girlfriend's cheating you

You're teacher's teasing you

You've got to look out for the

One that's pleasing you

When everything I write

Feels as cold as ice

The only thing that

You can do is

Ha ha

Is my advice

Sh*t happens

Once or twice

Believe in yourself

Here's my advice so baby

Sh*t happens

Once or twice

Believe in yourself

Here is my advice

No

Sh*t happens

Once or twice

Believe in yourself

Here's my advice to you

Sh*t happens

Once or twice

Believe in yourself

Here is my advice

Sh*t happens

No

Sh*t happens

You know

What is shall baby

One two three go

Sh*t happens