Sick, Sober and Sorry

Oh sick sober and sorry

Broke disgusted and sad

Sick sober and sorry

But look at the fun that I’ve had

I met with a gal in a tavern

Oh what a beautiful dream

We had three or four then had several more

And that's when I went off my beam

Oh sick sober and sorry

Broke disgusted and sad

Sick sober and sorry

But look at the fun that I’ve had

The jukebox so loudly was playing

Each couple having a ball

But of all of them gals their sweethearts and pals

I'll bet I'm the sickest of all

Oh sick sober and sorry

Broke disgusted and sad

Sick sober and sorry

But look at the fun that I’ve had

The clock on the wall said it’s later

In fact it was twenty to four

In spite of my pride they kicked me outside

They locked and they bolted the door