Joanne

Joanne takes you down to the place that she has found

You know you must be crazy, she’s calling you her baby

Joanne takes you down to the place that she has found,

You know you must be crazy, she’s calling you her baby, now

Ah

You walk along the river and you think she’s so divine,

You stumble just a little, have you had too much wine

You wake up in the morning and you’re lying there alone

She must have done a runner, and she left with your phone

Ah

Joanne takes you down to the place that she has found

You know you must be crazy, she’s calling you her baby

Joanne takes you down to the place that she has found,

You know you must be crazy, she’s calling you her baby, now

Ah

She’s been like this for ages, treated like an ATM,

Had a hundred lonely nights with a hundred lonely men,

When you pluck up the courage, to take her for a spin,

You pull up right beside the car she’s getting in

Ah

Joanne takes you down to the place that she has found

You know you must be crazy, she’s calling you her baby

Joanne takes you down to the place that she has found,

You know you must be crazy, she’s calling you her baby, now

You walk up to her door but she doesn’t let you in

You grab her by her hair, she’s kicking and screaming

She lives beside the river which gives you a great idea

When you’re done with her you could just throw her in

Ah

Joanne calls you down to the place where she was found

You know you must be crazy, she’ll never be your baby

Joanne calls you down to the place where she was found,

You wade into the river, you feel her cold shiver down your spine.