I Invented That

These young ******* owe me everything!

I'm like the Thomas Edison of drag!

Who's that?

I should've ******* trademarked my makeup

Your makeup is terrible..

Singing live?

I invented that

Big hair?

I invented that

Shaved brows?

I invented that

Giant lips?

Invented that

Rocking nails?

I invented that

Lower lashes?

That was me

Ladies shoes?

You're looking at her

Doing drag?

Invented that

Have your fun 'cause it's all been done

I invented that

It's plain to see you're all mopping me

I invented that

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

Serving it?

I invented that

Throwing shade?

I invented that

Phoning it in?

I invented that

AIDS jokes?

Yep!

Back fat?

What did you say?

Hairy shoulders?

Excuse me?

Thunder thighs?

Uh, what the ****?

Sasquatch feet?

YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

I invented that!

I invented that!

I invented that!

I invented that!

But what about Divine?

***** stole from me all the time!

What about Lady Bunny?

That man's not even funny

What about Dame Edna?

I'm gonna ignore what you just said-na

What about RuPaul?

Let me ask my lawyer! Mhm? Right, okay

Ask me again

What about RuPaul?

I have no problem with her at all!

Gurl. Take it easy

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

I invented that!

I invented that!

I invented that!

I invented that!