We Never Have Sex Anymore

We never have sex anymore

We never roll around on the floor like we did so long ago

And you never yell at me anymore

You never want to even the score like you did so long ago

But you're still with me so I guess I'm not complaining

And you always leave my dinner on the stove

Baby please!

If you won’t love me, will you hate me?

If you won’t violate me

Will you just at least aggravate me?

Baby please! (We never have sex anymore!)

It feels like war under the covers

One way or the other is what I say ay ay ay ay

Hey hey hey

We never have sex anymore

We never make love to (our song), like we did so long ago

We never have emotional strife

You never even threaten my life, like you did so long ago

But you're still with me so I guess I'm not complaining

And you let me drive your car, when you're not home

Baby please!

If you won’t love me, will you hate me?

If you won’t violate me

Will you at least just aggravate me?

Baby please! (We never have sex anymore!)

It feels like war under the covers

One way or the other is what I say ay ay ay ay

Hey hey hey!

We use to do it constantly

We use to have a ball

We use to do it everywhere

We never do it at alllllll

Ahhhhhh ay ay ay ay ay

Baby please!

If you won’t love me, will you hate me?

If you won’t violate me, will you at least just aggravate me?

Baby please! (We never have sex anymore!)

It feels like war under the covers

One way or the other is what I say ay ay ay ay

Hey hey hey!

We never have sex anymore ohhh

We never have sex anymore ohhh

We never have sex anymore ohhh

We never have sex anymore ohhh