Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered

After one whole quart of brandy

Like a daisy I awake

With no Bromo Seltzer handy,

I don't even shake.

Men are not a new sensation;

I've done pretty well, I think.

But this half-pint imitation

Put me on the blink

I'm wild again

Beguiled again

A simpering, whimpering child again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Listen, baby

I couldn't sleep

And wouldn't sleep

Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Lost my heart but what of it?

My mistake I agree.

Oh she's such a laugh, and I love it

Although the laugh's on me.

Oohh I'll sing to him

Bring springs to him

And worship the trousers that cling to him

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Oh you're so cute

Oh she's kept enough, she's slept enough

And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough

Aha

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

When he talks he is seeking

Words to get off his chest.

Horizontally speaking

She's at her very best.

Oh we've seen a lot

I mean a lot

And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Oh, we're vexed again

Perplexed again

Thank God we can't be over-sexed again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I