Brand New Girlfriend

She said, "I need sometime to find myself

I need a little space to think

And maybe we should start seeing other people

Baby, things are moving way too fast for me"

So I picked up what was left of my pride

I put on my walking shoes

And I got up on that high road

And I did what any gentleman would do

I um, I got a brand new girlfriend!

We went and jumped off the deep end

Flew out to LA for the weekend

Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach

Wearin' nothin' but a smile

Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy â€~bout nothin'

Man I think I'm onto somethin'

Because I feel just like a kid again

I got a brand new girlfriend

I love it when she calls me buttercup

She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up

She pops the top for me, a cold beer

And says my buddy's always welcome here

When I get hungry she takes me out

I ridin' shotgun like a Shitzu hound

My tails a waggin' my tongue's hangin' out

It makes me wanna shout

I got a brand new girlfriend

We went and jumped off the deep end

Flew out to LA for the weekend

Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach

Wearin' nothin' but a smile

Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy â€~bout nothin'

Man I think I'm onto somethin'

You know I feel just like a kid again

I got a brand new girlfriend

Woo! Cute cute cute

She likes to write our names in the sand

She's hearing wedding bells and making plans

She's gonna hang around a while I guess

And she hadn't even told me she loves me yet

I got a brand new girlfriend

We went and jumped off the deep end

We fly to LA for the weekend

Spend the whole day lyin' on a beach

Wearin' nothin' but a smile

Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy â€~bout nothin'

Man I think I'm onto somethin'

You know I feel just like a kid again

I got a brand new girlfriend

She makes me feel just like a kid again

I gotta brand new girlfriend