3 Speed

Got a three speed and banana seat

Sittin' back on the Sissy bar

Went to Sev and got a drink

Wish I was drivin' in Daddy's car

And I looked up at the sky, last night

And I thought I saw a bomb

And why won't you just tell me

What's goin' on?

Ridin' down on Springhill road

Meetin' Alfred out in the woods

Dogs bark and mosquitos bite

Scratchin' the itch that makes it feel good

And I looked into the mirror last night

All I saw was a pretty blonde

And why won't you just tell me

What's goin' on?

Life is funny, but not ha ha funny

Peculiar I guess

You think I got it all goin' my way

Then why am I such a ******' mess?

Want a pony and a birthday cake

Want a party with a scary clown

Kneel down and bow to the princess

Kneel down for the Queen of the town

And I looked up at the sky last night

And I thought I saw a bomb

And why won't you just tell me

What's goin' on?

Tell me what's goin' on