歌词
Please, mom
You ground me all the time
I know that I was right all along
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did, just having fun
You couldn't wait
For something new
And yesterday
I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me
Because I blew it once before
Shit, dad
Please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen your trashed at least one time
Can I blame it
On one of my dumb friends
It's been awhile since I have used that line
You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait)
For something new (for something new)
And yesterday(and yesterday)
I thought of you(I thought of you)
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me
'Cause I blew it once before
Alright!
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me
Because I blew it once before
Tom: Hey uh Mark
Mark: What, what the **** do you want Tom?
I'm sick of "hey Mark, hey hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this, hey look at-look at how I make it bigger if I rub it, look at this, hey Mark come here"
Tom: No seriously, Mark hey, hey Mark
I wasn't really masturbating, I've never done that
I was inspecting my testicles for weird bumps
Mark: That-that's what you say, that's what you say
If your parents ever catch you, "I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off!"
Tom: Do you guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago?
'Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it
Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it 'cause otherwise we'll play it twice
专辑信息
1.All the Small Things (live)
2.Dammit (live)
3.******** (live)
4.What's My Age Again? (live)
5.Voyeur (live)
6.Pathetic (live)
7.Peggy Sue (live)
8.Wendy Clear (live)
9.Family Reunion (live)
10.Rich Lips (live)
11.Mutt (live)
12.The Country Song (live)
13.I Know a Guy (live)
14.**** Everybody Else (live)
15.Going Away to College (live)
16.Aliens Exist (live)
17.Untitled Track (live)
18.Don't Leave Me (live)
19.Man Overboard
20.Adam's Song (live)
21.Carousel (live)
22.Say Some Dirty Words (live)
23.Start My Own Nudist Colony (live)
24.I Like Your Hair (live)
25.For All the Ladies... (live)
26.Golf Tournament (live)
27.A Note From Your Mom (live)
28.What I Learned in Fifth Grade (live)
29.**** You Tom (live)
30.Smells Like Blood and Feces (live)
31.Safe *** (live)
32.The Most Special Kind of Love (live)
33.My Boner Just Died (live)
34.Someone Lost a Contact Lens (live)
35.I Gotta Go Pee-Pee (live)
36.Hurt Kid (live)
37.I Wish I Took Bass Lessons (live)
38.Excuse Me, Security Guard (live)
39.Mark's Middle Name (live)
40.I Still Have to Go Pee (live)
41.You Shave Your Ass! (live)
42.If I Were a Girl (live)
43.Santa Will Rape Your Dogs (live)
44.I'm Ashamed to Be Myself (live)
45.**** Wiping! (live)
46.We Need a New Guitarist (live)
47.7-Up (live)
48.Last Words from Satan (live)