My Strongest Suit

Amneris: Women:

In life one has to face a huge assortment

Of nauseating fads and good advice

There's health and fitness

Diet and deportment

And other pointless forms of sacrifice

Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter

Manners? Charm?

They're no way to impress

So forget the inner me , observe the outer

I am what I wear and how I dress

Oh now I believe in looking

Like my time on earth is cooking

Whether polka dotted

Striped or even checked

With the some glamour guaranteeing

Every fiber on of my being

Is displayed to quite remarkable effect

From your cradle via trousseau Ah

To your deathbed you're on view, so Ah

Never compromise, accept no substitute Ah

I would rather wear a barrel Ah

Than conservative apparel Ah

For my dress has always been Ah

My strongest suit Ah

Overwear

Underwear

Anytime

Anywhere

Staying in or hitting town wards Ooh ooh ooh ah

From the top and working downwards Ooh ooh ooh ah

I ensure that every stitch Ooh ooh ooh ah

Is stitched in time

Whether wig or hat or turban Is stitched in time

Whether clad boudoir or urban Ooh ooh ooh ah

Not to strut your stuff Ooh ooh ooh ah

Outrageously's a crime Ooh ooh ooh ah

Such a crime

And the few who are invited Oooh overwear

To my wardrobe are delighted Oooh underwear

As they wander through my things Oooh anytime

To find en route We're wandering through your things

Ooh negligee

That in negligee or formal Ooh anything but normal normal

I am anything but normal

Ooh ah

For my dress has always been Overwear, underwear

My strongest suit Anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear

Anytime, anywhere

I am what I wear Overwear, underwear

Anytime, anywhere

Overwear,underwear

I said anytime Anytime

Anywhere

Finest

Divinest

So bring me all my finest

Most audacious, my divinest Most revealing most

Most revealing expensive

Most expensive and to boot Most arresting

Most heartstopping

Most arresting Most heart-stoping

Overwear

Most heartstopping Underwear

Most free-flowing Anytime

Most eye-popping

Most arresting Anywhere

Most heart-stopping

Dress has always been

Dress has always been

I am what I wear

My strongest suit

I am what I wear

My strongest suit

I am what I wear

You know that

I am what I wear

Dress has always been

My strongest

Dress has always been My strongest

My strongest My strongest suit

My strongest

My strongest My strongest

My stroooooooooongest suit My strongest

My strongest suit

My strongest suit!