String Bean Jean

I got my fingers dirty at the school of rock

Yeah, I got my fingers dirty so I took a walk

I went up to the country park and hung around till after dark

'Til the girls got home

'Til the girls got home

Did I tell you 'bout the one I know, she's on the rag

She spent the summer day inside her sleeping bag

Yeah she spent the summer day inside until it's time to work

And she works all night

Cause the girl's all right

The girls have got a house that's like a caravan

And it's like your holidays whenever you go round

And we always have a laugh and then we all get in the bath

To save on the leccy bill

Me & Jo & Phil

I had to leave them in the morning

I left the keys around the way

I had to catch a bus

I had to leave them in the morning

I left the keys down in the caf'

I had to go to work

And when Jo was short of cash I had to give her some

But I didn't really mind cause I was fit for once

So she paid the leccy bill

And got the shopping and she still had

Some for the cinema

So we all went out

She asked me, do I need to lose a bit of weight

And I told her, don't be stupid cause you're looking great

And I call her String Bean Jean

Because the label on her jeans says

Seven to eight years old, well that's pretty small

Seven to eight years old, that's pretty small

Seven to eight years old, that's pretty small

Seven to eight years old

I had to leave them in the morning

I left the keys around the way

I had to catch a bus

I had to leave them in the morning

I left the keys down in the caf'

I had to go to work