Preppie Girl

she bought herself a diamond ring before the evening show a ninety dollar bracelet on daddy's visa gold short black skirts on warm days with her black socks to her knees now she's wearing corduroy instead of bongo jeans she's a preppie girl who rules the fa*******on world she's a preppie girl makes me wanna hurl ******* preppie girl walks to church on sunday with her bottle in her hand wi*******ng she was a rebel who could terrorise the land whose that standing so close to her holding her preppie hand maybe it is a running back or just a preppie man she's a preppie girl who rules the fa*******on world she's a preppie girl makes me wanna hurl ******* preppie girl she's got a senior boyfriend well that ******* is just fifteen will she lose will she lose will she lose her virginity well he takes her out on prom night and he shows her a good time will he be in her pants by nine? she's a preppie girl who rules the fa*******on world she's a preppie girl makes me wanna hurl ******* preppie girl to you we wish the best of luck in your oh so preppie life and if you play your cards right you might end up a plumbers wife