Wasted

I was so wasted

I was a surfer

I had a skateboard

I was so heavy and i lived on the strand

I was a dumb ****t

And i was a ****-up

I was so napped out i was out of my head

I was so wasted

I was a hippie

And i was a burn-out

I was so wasted i was out of my head

I was a punker

I had a mohawk

I was so gnarly and i drove my dad's car