Weird at My School

One, two, three, four

My father lives in Arabia

And I live right here at my school

I took his plane to Colombia

So I could sell at my school

It's weird at my school (x4)

My mother's glad that I am here

So she can visit my school

I can't believe she's so pretty

I'm a son of a b1tch at my school

Weird at my school (x4)

And my best friend, my cousin Eleanor

She lives far away from the doors of my school

And often times, you know I fantasize

That I have *** with the nuns at my school

Weird at my school (x8)