Never Met A German

Never met a German

Never even seen one

I read it on the newsstand that day

That the tanks are rolling

Next thing I remember

Is that I'm walking in the army

Following instructions

It isn't very charming

Oh no

Even now

I feel like I'm on

Fire

Oh

Even now

I couldn't get much

Higher

Now I am a general

And I am giving out the orders

I almost have an orgasm

When the tanks are rolling

Crashing through the borders

It's good to be a general

Just tell these idiots what to do

Anyone in my position

Would love it to, I say

Oh no

Even now

I feel like I'm on

Fire

Oh

Even now

I couldn't get much

Higher

Never, never, never

Now I am a German