Somebody Get My Mom (Bonus Track)

Woke up today in a van

Traded my pillow for a Miller Lite can

And in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked

Slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later

I was outside your door and the pebble i threw

Was probably more like a rock

Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee

I lost my wallet and my car keys too

And to make matters worse, I'm coming down with the flu

Somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again

And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride

I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry

I just want my mom, somebody get my mom

I just want my mom, get my mom

Authorities came, I guess I was gone, next thing you know

I'm passed out on the lawn and boy did I wake up fast

With a rotweiler's tongue in my mouth

Wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing

And I fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line

And wasn't found for three days

Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee

I lost my wallet and my car keys too

And to make matters worse, I'm coming down with the flu

Somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again

And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride

I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry

I just want my mom, somebody get my mom

I just want my mom, get my mom

Mommy, she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie

She coached baseball when we needed her

We lost every game but to her came in first

And I'm so glad that she met my dad

I wouldn't be here if she never had （let's go）

I guess this is it the end of the song

Just my luck, nobody sang along

I guess I'll put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home

Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again

And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride

I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry

I just want my mom, （I just want my mom）

Somebody get my mom （somebody get my mom）

I just want my mom （I just want my mom） get my mom, m-o-m-m-y