A Friendly Goodbye (Main Version)

Freeze frame

I can lay it on real thick 'cause

I knowHow you don’t like to get bogged down

With anything ‘bout us

And our kick ass true love tale

Sorry I swore just then'

Cause I know, you hate it

And by the way that cake you baked me

Really sucked but

I ate it'Cause

I loved you even more

That you could ever imagine

Here’s a friendly goodbye5, 6, 7

Ain’t that a bee with an itch?

Ain’t that a mother trucker?

You can go to

H E double hockey sticks

And F yourself'

Cause I’m flipping gosh darn sick

Of all the

S words you put me through

So F U, F

UI can hang it out to dry 'cause

I knowHow you like all of your laundry neat

And not just thrown around

Like a chainsaw in need of juggling

Sorry I flipped you off'

Cause I know how you hate it

And that homemade porn

I saidThat

I erased, well,

I saved it'

Cause I loved you even more

That you could ever imagine

Here’s a friendly goodbye5, 6, 7

Ain’t that a bee with an itch?

Ain’t that a mother trucker?

You can go to

H E double hockey sticks

And F yourself'

Cause I’m flipping gosh darn sick

Of all the

S words you put me through

So F U, F

U, F U, F

UI’ll send you a post card

That says

I’m glad you’re not here

I’ll buy you a t-shirt

But I'll use it to wipe up the beer

That I spilled while

I was spilling my guts

To my friends about you

And I really don’t have anything else

Nice to say but

F U, F U, 5, 6, 7

Ain’t that a bee with an itch?

Ain’t that a mother trucker?

You can go to

H E double hockey sticks

And F yourself'

Cause I’m flipping gosh darn sick

Of all the

S words you put me through

So F U, F

U, F U, F

U, F UThat's right