School Spirit Skit 2 - intro

You keep it going man

You keep those books rolling

You pick up all those books that you're gonna read and not remember

And you roll, man

You get that associate's degree, okay?

Then you get your bachelor's

Then you get your masters

Then you get your masters' masters

Then you get your doctorate

You go man!

And then when everyone says quit

You show them those degrees, man

When everyone says "Hey, you're not working, you're not making any money"

You say "You look at my degrees, and you look at my life

Yeah, I'm 52! So what?

Hate all you want, but I'm smart, I'm so smart

And I'm in school

All these guys out here making money all these ways

And I'm spending mine to be smart!

You know why?

Cause when I die buddy

You know what's gonna keep me warm?

That's right, those degrees."