Fit But You Know It

Excuse me, girl. I know it's a bit embarrassing, but I just noticed tan lines... on your shirt.

See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine

Maybe even nine-and-a-half in four beers time

That blue top shop top you've got on is nice

Bit too much fake tan, though, but yeah, you score high

But there's just one little thing that's really really

Really really annoying me about you, you see

Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit

But my gosh, don't you just know it

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit but my gosh don't you know it

So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard

I was waiting in the queue looking at the board

Wondering whether to have a burger or chips

Or, what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford

When I noticed out the corner of my eye

You looking toward my direction, your eyes locked on my course

I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order

Which lost me my place in the queue I waited for, yeah

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit but my gosh don't you know it

Woah

(Leave it out)

Are you smoking crack or something?

(Leave it out)

Mike just leave it, just leave it

We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment

(Leave it out)

It's not worth it Mike

Just leave it

Don't touch me

It's not worth it

Don't touch me

(Leave it out)

Don't... look I'm alright

Don't touch me

For awhile there I was thinking, 'Yeah, but what if?'

Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit

Snaring you as you were standing there opposite

Whether or not you knew it, I swear you didn't tick

And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queueing

Was clocking onto you, to you, yeah, I had to admit

That yeah, yeah you are fit and yeah, I do want it

But I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit but my gosh don't you know it

Now, I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew

But I am digressing slightly, so I'll continue

I didn't wanna bowl over all geezer and rude

Not rude like good, but just rude like uncouth

You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you

Well let me tell you see yes, yes you are really rude

And rude as in good, I knew this as she stood enqueued

But I just did not wanna give the satisfaction to you

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit but my gosh don't you know it

Oi, just as you started to make your big advance

With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand

I was like nah, I can't even, no you look grand

But you looked sharp there smiling hard, suggesting and

Leaning away with your hearty, hearty looking tan

But I admit the next bit was spanners to my plan

You walked towards my path but you just brushed right past

And into the arms of that ******* white-shirted man

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit but my gosh don't you know it

Ah, oi, why do I give a **** I've got a girlfriend anyway

(Woah! We've all had a drink mate!)

Oi, we're all a bit drunk, we've had a few fair play

I've got this stella I bombed from that last cafe

This night's not even begun, yes, yes oh yay

I did fancy you a bit though, yeah I must say

I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display

But this is just another case of female stopping play

In an otherswise total result of a holiday

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit but my gosh don't you know it

Hahaheheheh!

You're fit but you know it

You're fit but you know it

You're fit but you know it

I think i'm going to fall over

I think i'm going to fall o...

******' 'ell!