I Work in a Saloon

I work in a saloon

Pulling **** pints

For **** wages

It's a busy night tonight

And the bar is full of

All the girls I've ever shagged

Or tampered with or kissed

Or even just fancied

A pub full of conquests

Knock backs

Between the laughter

I can here my name

And then

Through the gap

Between the swing

Doors and floor

I see your feet

You push open the doors

And walk in

And as always all heads turn

And the room becomes silent

Except for the sound or your

DM's scuffing on the floor

You stroll through

The jealous gaze straight

To the bar

Smile and ask for

Some exotic cocktail

But I don't know

How to make it

So you just shrug smile again

Turnaround and leave

And I pull another pint