A ***** Iz A *****

[Eazy-E:]

Oh, ****. I guess there's one less ***** you gotta worry about*

[Narrator:]

Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character and attitude.

If you will, a snob. However, in a view of NWA...

[Ice Cube:]

A ***** is a ***** (*****)

So if I'm poor or rich (word up)

I talk in the exact same pitch

Now, the title ***** don't apply to all women

But all women have a little ***** in 'em (yeah)

It's like a disease that's plagues their character

Takin' the women of America (yeah)

And it starts with a letter B

It makes a girl like that think she better than me (*****)

See, some get mad and some just bury

But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)

It makes 'em go deaf in the ear

That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'

Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?

***** eat **** 'n die (ha, ha)

Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch

(Why?) I think a ***** is a *****

'Who the **** you think you're callin' a ***** you little ? mutha****a?

I dunno who the **** you think you're talkin' to.

Let me tell you one mutha****in' thang, I'm not a...'

[Eazy E] '*****, shut the **** up.'

Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?)

She look good and the ***** won't phony

She ain't no dummy she's right the ...

Yo, ***** **** when I'm driving

See a young ***** that's striving

You're thru' without a BMW

That's why a ***** is a *****

I guess, or ether P-M-S

Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (a'ight)

And I bet you dis a ***** is her hobby

And after she finished the test

Write today a B-I-T-C-H

And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true (she know it)

But a ***** like me, I say '**** you'

Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)

'Cause a ***** is a *****

'Why I gonna be a *****?'

'I ain't call you no *****. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell

you what a ***** is.'

'**** the song 'cause I'm not no mutha****in' *****.'

'I didn't say you was a *****.'

'**** you, punk-ass *****!'

'**** you, *****!

'**** you! Who the **** you think you are?

'**** you! Suck my ****, *****!

I once knew a ***** who got a slack

'Cause she playing me like she was all that

A ***** can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah)

About who's ****ing who and who's getting fat

Look at yourself for me, (look *****)

Now do you fall in this category?

Or you're the kind that won't bleak

'Cause you don't think, yo, **** stinks

Luckily I haven't had a drink

'Cause I'll down you ass

Than I'll clown your ass

'Cause the ****** I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich)

We're all saying '**** you *****!' (Word up!)

Now, what I can do with a hoe like you

Been your ass over then I'm thru'

? that you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no ****

(Why?) 'Cause I think a ***** is a *****

[Narrator]

There you have it. The description of a *****. Now ask yourself,

are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,

scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing *****? Yep, you

probably are.

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