Wow, I Can Get ****** Too

if i die and go to hell real soon

it will appear to me as this room

and for eternity i'd lay in bed

in my boxers, half stoned

with a pillow under my head

i'd be chatting on the inter-web

maggots prey upon the living dead

i have no interest in the things she said

on the phone, every day,

i'll permanetly hit the hay.

Hey

i called her on the phone and she touched herself

she touched herself, she touched herself

i called her on the phone and she touched herself

i laughed myself to sleep.

at this rate,

i'll be heading for electric chairs.

i'm only human with my cross to bare

when she described her underwear,

i forgot all the rules

my rabbi taught me in the old shul

you're too young to be this empty girl

ill prepare you for a sick dark world

know that you will be my down fall

but i call and i call and i call all

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,

she touched herself, she touched herself

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,

i laughed myself to sleep.

i don't know what i want.

i don't know what i want.

i don't know what i want.

i don't know what i want.

i don't know what i want.

i don't know what i want.

i don't know what i want.

i don't know what i want.

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,

she touched herself, she touched herself,

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,

i laughed myself to sleep.

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,

she touched herself, she touched herself.

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,

i laughed myself to sleep.