You & Him

You're so hot I bet you hear that a lot

You're so cool I almost wish I were you

You're so slick it's like you're not even trying

You're so fine but can you tell that I'm lying?

You're so cute but you remind me of somebody else

It's on the tip of my tongue no it's not Orson Welles

You're so ambitious you just know you're gonna win

You're so cute I hope they taught you how to swim

You and Hitler oughta get together

You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters

You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage

You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage

You and Hitler oughta tie the knot

You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot

Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot

You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot

You're so sweet I really love how you hate

You seem like someone they should chemically castrate

I bet you're planning to have 17 kids

Then 2 nanoseconds later you'll regret that you did because

You're not thinking, you have trouble with that

You think you're super special but you're just a big twat

You probably went to Chernobyl for your honeymoon

You probably acted surprised when they showed you the room

You and Hitler oughta get together

You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters

You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage

You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage

You and Hitler oughta tie the knot

You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot

Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot

You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot

You and Hitler oughta get together

You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters

You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage

You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage

You and Hitler oughta tie the knot

You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot

Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot

You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot