Pressed Rat And Warthog

Pressed Rat and

Warthog have closed down their shop

They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got

Selling atonal apples, amplified heat

And Pressed

Rat's collection of dog legs and feet

Sadly they left, telling no one goodbye

Pressed Rat wore red jodhpurs,

Warthog a striped tie

Between them, they carried a three-legged sack

Went straight 'round the corner and never came back

Pressed Rat and

Warthog have closed down their shop

The bad captain madman had told them to stop

Selling atonal apples, amplified heat

And Pressed

Rat's collection of dog legs and feet

The bad captain madman had ordered their fate

He laughed and stomped off with a nautical gate

The gate turned into a deroga tree

And his peg leg got woodworm, broke into three

Pressed Rat and

Warthog have closed down their shop

They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got

Selling atonal apples, amplified heat

And Pressed

Rat's collection of dog legs and feet