King Lear (Bonus Track)

King Lear (Bonus Track)

[Intro]

Pa-pa-pa-pa (x3)

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow]

My bald dad is way too ****ing cool for a toupée

My little brother won't stop playing NBA, 2K!

My girl says I should make some real hip-hop, like Lupe

And stop saying you ***** in every song

Touché!

Damn, I have no money when I need it

These days I don't seem to get the munchies when I 'm ****ed

Last song was hella hoppin', and never caught a buzz

I guess I'm not the famous rapper that I thought I was

[Bridge]

I'm always late to the venue

I'm always ready to order

I never check out the menu

Then you, quickly realize you passed on the right dish

And when your homeys play the rap

You gonna ask for a bite ****

Then you, hit the stage and realize none of your people showed up

Instead of feeling crunchy, you blame it on your promoter

Then you, tell your friends they offend you

You don't feel any better than you did, but you pretend to

[Hook]

I had to check my attitude to get

I'm too high, egos too high

I had to calm down

Who's the cool guy now?

I'm King Lear

I'm King Lear

A human being

I'm King Lear

my attitude to get

I'm too high, egos too high

I had to calm down

Who's the cool guy now?

I'm King Lear

I'm King Lear

A human being

I'm King Lear

[Verse 2: Sam Lachow]

Yesterday a blogger told me switch up my style

I need a little more hipster, a little less of Lachow

Maybe then they right about the track you worked so long on

Maybe then you'll find the ****ing blog to put your song on

Damn, Sam

Is that what YouTube needs?

Another stoner white rapper on your YouTube screen?

I keep telling myself I'm happening

The hottest kid in Manhattan

I'm rapping around my thoughts

With a maker's mark on the rocks

My ladies love me, how *****ing is that?

I like to show off to my friends

Although women are bad

So when I'm feeling insecure about my lyrics and raps

I just cure my insecurities securing with that

[Bridge 2]

When I'm in Seattle

I'm feeling sort of important

Then I fly down to New York

And see how enormous the world is

[Interlude]

I'd like to make a song that makes the Earth a better place

But I'm not a king, I guess I'd better wait

[Hook]

I had to check my attitude to get

I'm too high, egos too high

I had to calm down

Who's the cool guy now?

I'm King Lear

I'm King Lear

A human being

I'm King Lear

my attitude to get

I'm too high, egos too high

I had to calm down

Who's the cool guy now?

I'm King Lear

I'm King Lear

A human being

I'm King Lear

[Outro]

I'm not a God, I'm not a king

I'm just a human being that's alive

And I give thanks to the Almighty gravity

That keeps the kingdom on the ground

Cause it gets me when I come down

I'm so high

I need to open my eyes, I need to open my mind

And so do you

And so do you...

I love you more then word can be of the matter

I love each breath...