Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

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Tales From The Punchbowl

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver

and she shows him off to all her friends

One day you know that beaver tried to leave her

so she caged him up with cyclone fence

Along came Lou with the old baboon

and said "Recognize that smell?"

"Smells like Seven Layers,

that beaver eats Taco Bell."

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans

and he traveled with the carnival shows

He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars

and he candied up his nose

He got wind of the big brown beaver

so he thought he'd take himself a peek

But the beaver was quick

and grabbed him by the kiwis

Now he ain't pissed for a week

(and a half)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver

and she stuck him up in the air

said "I sure do love this big brown beaver

and I wish I did have a pair."

Now the beaver once slept for seven days

and it gave us all an awful fright

So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch

and the bastard tried to bite me

Wynona loved her big brown beaver

and she stroked him all the time

She pricked her finger one day and it

occurred to her she might have a porcupine