歌词
If A Girl Isn't Pretty - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
All she gets from life is pity and a pat
Kindly name a star hasn't won a contest or a pageant
If she hasn't, she just never gets to bat.
She must a-shine in every detail
like a ring you're buying retail
Be a standard size that fits a standard dress
When a girl's incidentals are no bigger than two lentils
Then to me it doesn't spell success
From three faces that could cause you
to have temporary nausea
Do I have to hear a lecture such as that?
Is a nose with deviation such a crime against the nation!
Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat?
So she looks a bit off-balance, she possesses golden talents
Or is that a pill too bitter to digest?
Oh she's got very nice deportment, mmm!
But when they see that assortment
From the gallery they'll be throwin' fruit!
专辑信息
10.Shuck Dub
11.The Captain
12.Affection
14.Black Books
15.Girl
18.Tiny Tears
20.Certamente
21.Gloria
23.Piove