歌词
Princess Rap Battle:
公主饶舌争霸
Galadriel versus Leia!
凯兰崔尔 Vs 蕾娅
Let the rap battle begin!
饶舌比赛正式开始
G:One does not simply walk into this fight
凡人岂能随便就加入这场大战?
I’m the baddest ***** in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
我就是整个中土世界最厉害的碧池 光明女王
I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
我穿白色衣服极其美丽 你赶紧滚出我的视线吧
I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite
你的死法会和欧比旺一样 因为我就是比碳凝还冷酷
You battle me? You’re not strong enough
你想和我撕 恐怕没我厉害
A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough
凡人挑战仙子 你活的只怕不够长
You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
你最好带着头上的两个甜甜圈给我听好了
By the time I end this line you will love me and despair
你会爱上我 然后绝望
L:Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad
老太婆 冷静点 你生气时超丑耶
Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
向我展示你的黑暗面?你让我想起我老爸了
What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
多强大的一个女人会被一个戒指忽悠的团团转
And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
还不得不派出一队男人收拾烂摊子
When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
索伦崛起的时候你吓得躲上树
I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
我领导反抗同盟军拯救了整个银河系
When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
当我灭了你的时候 你就一无是处了
My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator
我的言语犀利如同炸弹
G:What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
听说你的电影被改过十三次呢?
L:Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
而你好像只是出现在演员表上
We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth
我们的电影已经到七部了 你们却卡在六
G:Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist
我们不像你们一样假装第三季不存在
L:You’re like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit
你就像个风暴兵一样因为你从没射中过什么
I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its ****
而我只用一件金色比基尼就收获了世界
I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
我唱的比你快 比你久 还比你厉害
I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster
我自带冲击波 而你只算一颗扫把星
I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land
你还在路上跑 我已经上天了
Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
就像一个嬉皮霍比特人 无聊乏味
No light saber needed to take you out
我不需要光剑就可以解决你
Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
用心体会 你会放弃这场饶舌
G:I will…
我...
Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
才不会听你的鬼话
And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked
经历了贾巴的舌头你应该知道被舔的滋味吧
My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon
我的歌词如此韵律就像节奏台风
How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
奥特朗怎么样了?不好意思 撒了你的盐
I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
我了解过去 明白现在 感知未来
I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby
我就是全能型仙子 结束吧宝贝儿
You shall not pass, challenge another
你根本不够强 换个人挑战吧
You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother
你可以亲亲我的翘臀 假装这是你的哥哥
专辑信息
1.Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia