Princess Rap Battle: Rapunzel ＆ Flynn vs. Anna ＆ Kristoff

Princess Rap Battle

Rapunzel and Flynn versus Anna and Kristoff

Let the rap battle begin!

R:My hair’s so soft but I ball so hard

That my bed head brings all the boys to the yard

I was the caged bird singing, busting back on the scene

This little lost princess is the long-locked queen

Of rap-unzel, right in my name

Coming back for my crown with my magical mane

I’m a chef, guitarist, painter, potter, scholar, singer, dancer

Knock me but like Elsa’s door, you haven’t got an answer

Your snowflake’s not unique and you’re past your peak

Even the silver in your hair is a losing streak

I can’t believe how dumb you are, Hans took you for a sucker

I’ll say it twice, you stink on ice, did I mumble, ************?

A:I’m not ANN-a, I’m AH-na, I go ham when I wanna

You can’t handle the drama, slam a damn prima donna

A once upon a timer I know better than momma

Frozen fever so hot, I have to chill in a sauna

Blondie’s only got three books and a mother that betrays her

And it doesn’t even phase her that she raised her with no razor

Sunflower in a tower, tricked by her kidnapper

Me? I woulda capped her and frickin’ witch slapped her

You’re not the brightest lantern and your mug is just fugly

The word on the street is that your duckling ain't snuggly

Agoraphobic bore and I don’t know what’s sadder

That you’ve never worn shoes or that you’re just a rope ladder

F:I'm kinda like this oaf, but I'm dashing, smart and beautious

He's a bigger horse's ass than Maximus's gluteus

My dream came true: the girl, the castle, the money

I'm the wanted man she wanted, man, the future looks sunny

This dapper rogue rapper's now a royal insider

And since we got hitched we are both Flynn riders

You think you're hot ****? Well, your sister was colder

I'll melt the ice in your heart, when I heat up I smolder

K:You're a fraud, Eugene, I'll pop your head like a twist off

This robber's getting clobbered when Kristoff gets pissed off

My reindeer Sven is so damn frosty, Santa's like

("Damn! That's a cold-ass donkey!")

I love Anna, not her title, I would never two-time her

You're a terrible rhymer, a tower and social climber

You're a colossal debacle, even Olaf knows you're awful

You're as crooked as your nose, I should dust you like Gothel

R＆F:Can I end this business? Hells yes, I can

With the business end of my frying pan

Tied up and dangled, strung up and strangled

You'll have a brush with death when you're messing with Tangled

(So hungry for a husband once you left your isolation)

We saw you getting Hans-y at your sister's coronation

Snap engaged to a villain 'fore you cuddled up with Thor

(Looks like any dude'll do when your love's an open door)

This Arendelle airhead has a brain full of holes

From when her mind got wiped by those ridiculous trolls

Of course you Norses fight, but in the end you always lose

Your odds are sinking faster than your parents on a cruise

A＆K:You've got an avalanche of dandruff and lice by the million

You need a lake of shampoo and a full-body Brazilian

While we're on the subject, and I don't mean to push

But does your carpet match your drapes? That's like an 80-pound bush

(I'm the fixer-upper lover who's as strong as an ox

I go hard all night long 'cause my family rocks

By the Northern Lights I keep her warm at night

And I'm moving more ice than Walter White)

Can I say something crazy? Check how it affects ya

Your hair's a let down and no one respects ya

So get back in your prison atop that tall architecture

Won't be coming back for seconds because Anna wrecks ya