Princess Rap Battle: Freya vs. Ravenna

Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the most powerful of them all?

Two formidable sisters in a lyrical bout?

Interesting, let’s find out

Freya versus Ravenna

Let the rap battle begin

F: Look, it’s my psychopath sister who abandoned her sanity

Slept her way to the top, absorbing power from vanity

Hide yo’ kids and hide yo’ wives, my kin is creepin’ nearer

Like MJ she’s talking with the man in the mirror

You think you’re so slick but let me be blunt

While you whisper in the shadows I just take what I want

My forces conquer kingdoms - it’s my law they instill

Love is forbidden, even Netflix and chill

R: Did you say something? Because it sounds like you’re riled

I guess you’re still bitter from the loss of your child

While you outlaw affection, check the reflection

I’m practically invincible since my resurrection

I’m a sucker for beauty, leaving permanent scars

You’re the second-place silver, I drop solid gold bars

I made you from nothing, now you make me embarrassed

You think that’s not fair, but we know I’m the fairest

F: You’re a monster inside while I’m wittier and grittier

This battle is a cold war: who cares who’s prettier?

Once you feel my frost bite, then you’ll put up no fight

We remember that Ravenna (SW: lost to frickin’ Snow White)

I’ll freeze you freakin’ solid and shatter your remains

Your crazy don’t faze me, I’ve got ice in my veins

I’m the mistress of cold, I’ve got that climate controlled

I can break her cause she’s faker than a ton of fool’s gold

I’m faster, cooler, calmer and I’m twice as nice, maybe

You’ll get that cold shoulder from this ice ice baby

So fresh and so clean, I’ll put an end to your scheme

The winner is the winter and you’ll scream for this Ice Queen

R: You keep coming back for more like a cold sore

Always nipping at my heels, quoth Ravenna, "Nevermore!"

My beauty bewitches and no king is immune

He falls for me, we marry, and he dies on the honeymoon

Brutal beauty with brawn and when my body’s gone

My power lives forever in this phat brass gong

We share the same bloodline but you’re half as strong

You’re like the live-action version of Elsa minus the badass song

So lets stop this charade and end this whole ice capade

The weakness in your hearts the reason you were betrayed

Best sorceress since Circe

you’re just a beginner

Pathetic, beg for mercy

Bow down to Ravenna

H: Ya start the fight without me?

My presence is vital

S: Maybe they forgot you?

H: But my name’s in the title

R: Wow, Hersworth and Hemsworth

you’re two favourite huntsmen

F: That bow-toting Traitor brought her wack axe husband

S: Well, I never, miss

H: Though now she’s my missus

The good queen? Please

you’re as bad as your sis is

S: You raised a child slave army

H: You got no room to judge

S: Let it go

H: Chill out

Free your heart from this grudge

S: You kill all that oppose you without thinking twice

H: And you cannot solve your problems making walls of ice

F: That’s enough children

This is a family matter

and I will be the champ for the rhymes I’m slinging at ‘er

Is that envy I detect when you’re dissin’ my name?

Don’t hate the Freya, hate the game

R: You were a lowly little pawn so check this switch up

I’m the reason you’re a queen

don’t make me smack a bishop

I start this and I end this

I’m the prequel and the sequel

You can’t have the final word

‘cause I’ve got no equal