Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch (Princess Rap Battle)

The Queen of Hearts

versus

The Wicked Witch of the West

Let the rap battle begin

Begone,Adele Dazeem

I'm a head-taking machine

Chop so many necks

Call me the Guillotine Queen

I'll make you walk the green mile

And roast ya,Salem-style

Here's the lesson

Court's in session

And I do love a trial

Get this straight

The heart wants what it wants

I'm not a dunce, and unlike you

I do my own stunts

You might be OK at croquet

But you will fall just the same

'Cause I'm a master with a mallet

And I've never lose a game

You are too concerned with shoes

To stop a homesick chick

This toothpick on a broomstick

Can't handle the thicc

All ways are my ways

So I make the laws

With a verdict and my boot

I'll kick your narrow ass to Oz

I'm the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the West,ha!

You wish you could be like me

but bish I'm the best,ha!

'cause I'm the meanest,the keenest

gonna upset the queenest

Brighter than the Emerald City

because I'm certainly the greenest

They tried to keep me down

but instead I have arisen

I overthrew the land

and transformed Oz into a prison

The wizard was a con man

so weaklings gave him loyalty

But I can fly so I defy

Both gravity and royalty

A woman with real power

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Now,Oz and Broadway recognize

the one who's truly wicked

You've got your own

itty bitty pity committee

You can run, you can hide

but I'll get you,my pretty

Yeah, I got a little mister

But what happened to her sister

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in the midst of a twister

I'm a slayer and a player

Momma heart gets paid

Wearing diamonds in the club

while your monkeys get spayed

This punk-ass needs a punchin

You are more sloppy than a luncheon

With a bunch of f***ing Munchkins

who are too damn drunk to function

We are the original dreamland

You imposters can suck it

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'Cause wonderland ain't nuthin' to **** with

This battle was a slaughter

Elphie's melting 'cause I'm hotter

This hag is # thirsty

Here,have a cup of water

In a second, they'll be singing

''Ding dong''The witch is dead

By order of the queen

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!

This brat's got a temper

now she's folding under pressure

'Cause she's screaming bloody murder

while I'm smiling like a Cheshire

You're losing the beat

You might need a pacemaker

Don't you mess around with me

'Cause I'm a heartbreaker

I've got the powers and the flowers

to K.O your whole team

I got them pop-pop-poppies

Night-night,have a nice dream

You think this is a game?

Tell these cards I ain't playing

Cut the deck like it's a check

and wreck this trumped-up queen I'm slaying

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

I'll make a mother f***ing scene

Like the Hulk without the bulk

It ain't easy being green

Like the roses that you keep

What you sow is what you reap

I'm the doom on a broom

and this has been a clean sweep