I Can't Dance

Hot sun, beating down

burning my feet just walking around.

Hot sun, making me sweat

'Gator's getting close, hasn't got me yet

Only thing about me is the way I walk.

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything.

her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach.

Ooo, she's got a body under that shirt,

but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt.

Only thing about me is the way I walk.

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling-

oh and checking everything is in place,

you never know who's looking on.

fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues.

Thick smoke, see her smiling through.

I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool.

The only thing about me is the way that I walk.

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling-

oh and checking everything is in place

You never know who's looking on

A perfect body with a perfect face

uh-huh.

The only thing about me is the way I walk.

No, I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything.

No I can't dance.

No no no I can't dance

No I said I can't sing.

But I can walk.