Okie From Muskogee

We don't smoke ********* in Muskogee

We don't take our trips on LSD

We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street

We like livin' right and bein' free

We don't make no party out of lovin'

We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo

We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy

Like the hipies out in San Francisco do

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still have Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightin's still the biggest thrill of all

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear

Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen

Football's still the roughest thing on campus

And the kids here still respect the college dean

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still have Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightin's still the biggest thrill of all

And white lightin's still the biggest thrill of all

In Muskogee, oklahoma, USA