歌词
Welcome to the Internet! Have a look around
欢迎来到互联网！四处看看吧！
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
你能想象到的任何东西都能在这儿找到
We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
我们海纳百川——有些好，有些糟糕
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
你绝对能找到你感兴趣的
Welcome to the Internet! Come and take a seat
欢迎来到互联网！来坐下吧
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
你想看看新闻，还是女明星的脚？
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
别害怕，这不是在考验你，哈哈
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
只用点头或摇头就好，剩下的交给我们
Welcome to thе Internet! What would you prefеr?
欢迎来到互联网！你更喜欢什么？
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
你是想为民主而斗争，还是在推特上搞搞种族歧视?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
高兴一点嘛！别那么清高！怒不可遏起来!
We've got a million different ways to engage
我们有无数的法子让你参与其中
Welcome to the Internet! Put your cares aside
欢迎来到互联网！丢掉你的烦恼！
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
这里有过滤意面的小窍门，有九岁小孩的死亡
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
我们有电影，有医生，有幻想运动
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Hazbin Hotel ****ing each other
还有一堆激情四射的地狱客栈的同人图
Welcome to the Internet! Hold on to your socks
欢迎来到互联网!扶好坐稳了
Because a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
因为路人甲会善良的给你发他小鸟的照片
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
他们恶心无比，模糊不清，他又发了更多
Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore
别那么惊讶——你知道你喜欢，你个表子
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
看到有人掉了脑袋，接受不了，去看心理医生
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
给我们看你孩子的照片，让我们窥探你的大脑
Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
造谣生事，买把扫除，或者给一个育儿潮的人发送死亡威胁
Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
或者私信一个女孩培养培养感情，或开场视频会议，或发现一颗肿瘤在······
Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
教你选择健康的早餐，你应该杀了你妈妈
Here's why women never **** you, here's how you can build a bomb
揭秘为什么没有女人愿意亲近你，教你怎样去制造炸弹
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
你是哪个《超凡战队》的成员，来场古怪的测试！
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
奥巴马让移民给你的小孩打疫苗
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
我能一直调动你对万物的兴趣吗？
A little bit of everything all of the time
万事万物，每时每刻的一点点兴趣
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
冷漠是灾难，无聊就是原罪
Anything and everything all of the time
时时刻刻对所有东西兴奋着吧
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
我能一直调动你对万物的新鲜感吗？
A little bit of everything all of the time
万事万物，每时每刻的一点点新鲜感
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
冷漠是灾难，无聊就是原罪
Anything and everything all of the time
时时刻刻对所有东西兴奋着吧
You know, it wasn't always like this
你知道的，一切原本不是这样的
Not very long ago, just before your time
不久之前，就在你出现之前
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
在99年前后，在双子塔倒塌之前
This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
那时候有目录，旅行博客，一两个聊天室
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you!
我们定下目标，共度春宵，等待着你
You, insatiable you
你啊，贪得无厌的你
Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
妈咪让你玩玩她的平板，你还不到两岁
And it did all the things we designed it to do
它完成了它所有的任务
Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
现在，看看你自己！好好看看
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
你啊，你，无法阻挡，值得一看
Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
你的时代到来了，你 赤 裸 外漏，甜心，你成长的那么快
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
如果我们团结一致，天知道我们能干出什么事情来
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
早就计划好要把世界交到你的手里
(*Laughing hysterically*)
（歇斯底里的笑）
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
我能一直调动你对万物的兴趣吗？
A bit of everything all of the time
万事万物，每时每刻的一点点兴趣
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
冷漠是灾难，无聊就是原罪
Anything and everything all of the time
时时刻刻对所有东西兴奋着吧
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
我能一直调动你对万物的新鲜感吗？
A little bit of everything all of the time
万事万物，每时每刻的一点点新鲜感
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
冷漠是灾难，无聊就是原罪
Anything and everything and anything and everything
所有人，所有事，所有恶心的令人作呕的
And anything and everything and
让人痛苦不已涕泪横流肝胆欲裂的
All of the time
你一直为之兴奋的事
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