I'm the Santa Claoz

Merry Christmas to all

And to all, a good night

Let me tell you all a glory

Little Christmas story

A story 'bout a mouse

In a big brown house

Underneath the mistletoe

She asked for Mr. Ho

But **** that little mouse

'Cause I'm the Santa Claoz

I'm the Santa Claoz (so what?)

I'm the Santa Claoz

Holy moly, what a mouse

Cook that turkey like a boss

Monilie money money flow

Tell me where is Santa, though

They said he was a witch

Yeah, a sneaky little bitch

But **** that little mouse

'Cause I'm the Santa Claoz

I'm the Santa Claoz (so what?)

Merry Christmas to all

And to all, a good night

Haha, I got it

Ooh, I see ya

Ooh, I see ya

Ooh, I see ya

'Cause I'm the Santa Claoz

I'm the Santa Claoz (so what?)

I'm the Santa Claoz

I'm the Santa Claoz

Merry Christmas to all

And to all, a good night