That's My Story (Album Version)

Written：Lee Roy Parnell/Tony Haselden

I came in as the sun came up

She glared at me over her coffee cup

She said where you been, so I thought real hard and said,

I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard

She said you don't know it boy but you just blew it

I said well that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

That's my story, that's my story

Well I ain't got a witness I can't prove it but

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it

Well I got that deer in the headlights look

She read my face like the cover of a book, and said

Don't expect me to believe all that static

'Cause just last week I through that hammock in the attic

My skin got so thin you could see right through it

And I stuttered, well that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

That's my story, that's my story

That's my story, that's my story

Well I ain't got a witness I can't prove it but

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You know time comes when a wise man knows the best thing

That he can do is just look her up in the eye

And beg for mercy and face the bitter truth

Well honey me and the boys played cards all night

Wasn't no hanky panky not a woman in sight

And I know I shoulda called and baby I'm really sorry

Let's get a cellular phone then you won't have to worry

You know how much I love you and darling I'm ready to prove it

And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

That's my story, that's my story

That's my story, that's my story

Well I ain't got a witness and you know I can't prove it but

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You know I ain't gonna do a thing

Unless you approve it and

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it