Teddy Roosevelt’s Guns

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son

You're a genteel rent boy choking on your tongue

And your bankers vain plazas never nutured no one

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son

And your concrete expanses lay fallow in the sun

And your cities all collapsing while your corrupt mayors shrug

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son

And your grownups all gone bankrupt and their children all on drugs

And your doe-eyed policeman demanding more guns

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son

And your distained farmers waiting on the flood

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your kin

Overfed and easy led and twisting in the wind

Your senators all in diapers, all stinking of gin

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I have always been your son

Sop and save

Beneath the western Sun

Bought and paid for

With Teddy Roosevelt's guns

Shop and save

Beneath the western Sun

Bought and paid for

With Teddy Roosevelt's guns

Teddy Roosevelt's guns

Teddy Roosevelt's guns

Teddy Roosevelt's guns...