Christopher Lydon

Clutching the phone 'til my hands were sore

I never understood pain before, Christopher

You cannot know what it does to me

Hearing you speak with this frequency

I never knew what one voice could do

I was in heaven the moment I heard you

My friends go out drinking and having fun

I stay in bed with my headphones on

Shot down with arrows from waves above

Christopher Lydon renounced my love

It took so long to get through to you

I never understood sorrow, and now I do

I finally got past your moniter

And you broke my heart in two, Christopher

Christopher, I was your listener, Christopher

I've never felt love like this before, Christopher

Christopher, now and forevermore, Christopher

I'll never stop saying Christopher, Christopher

Finally I knew what I had to do

I had to make the connection with you

I don't care if you're old and incontinence

I will be yours 'til the bitter end

So during a show about Joan of Arc

I got through and said

'Christopher Lydon, you've stolen my heart'

When I asked if you felt the same way for me

You cut me off like a guillotine

Drawn like a bull to a matador

I just see visions of christopher

Shot down with arrows from waves above

Christopher Lydon renounced my love

Christopher, I was your prisoner, Christopher

I hope you're happy now Chistopher

Thank you for everything

But I'm not listening anymore

Nor do I plan to contribute to npr

Christopher, beautiful Christopher

What do you take me for